One of the most Massive project ever done on this site...

CURRENTLY THE BIGGEST NON-BULLSHYTTT STORY EVER PRODUCED!!

rated by critics as
"A MUST SEE MOVIE EVENT OF THE YEAR!!"

A project by



Base on a true story...


Taylor's Heroes: True heroes after all
"Never a zero"


Staring:
Jian,
Dinesh,
Taylor's security guards,
some guy with mix blood,
Jien Hoong
and
his Perodua Myvi

Cameo appearance by Suzzane and JeanYi

Special voice appearance by Peter

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" Peter's gonna kill us man! Damn late for futsal " Jien Hoong

"Don't care la, at least we spill out everything to the girls, feels much better" Dinesh

" Bloody jam! "

" Solou bus ! "

Curses flew as the Myvi turns into the stretch of road outside Taylor's..
Dead stuck....
We saw the bus all the way up front, thought it was just waiting for students to board..

Minutes past...

" Hey! thats Suzzane and Jean Yi!" Jien Hoong

* Everyone in the car waves frantically*

You're way to beautiful girl...Thats why it'll never work...
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girl was playing in the car....

The girls headed up to the tuition centre without catching a glimpse of us in the Myvi..

" STUPID bus! If the bus not there they can see us di!! F@CK " Jien Hoong

"We can't move now la..stupid bus blocking our way...damn jam" Dinesh answered Peter over the phone...

"Just be here la kay.. love you... " replied Peter
I'm not kidding..thats what he replied... scary huh?

"What...." that was all Dinesh could say...

10 minutes past...

" Enough di...let me and Dinesh down from the car, we go see whats happening! " Jian

As me and Dinesh approached closer to the scene...
all Taylor-ians were crowding all over...
what a commotion...
seeing only from a distance...
we thought...
"Accident arr?"
" Someone kena bang?? "
" Die ar? "

As we approach...
me and Dinesh eyes were surveying around the area..
or what some people call it..
guy's "window shopping"

closer...
and..
closer...
we went..

we noticed the bus driver was leaning on the door..
eyes shut..
our first instinct told us that he was the victim...
maybe a victim of an assault or whatever..
but seconds later..
he woke up and....YAWN..


Our guesses were wrong in the end...
the reason behind to commotion was...



The bus couldn't move at all...
sandwiched by a Savvy and Proton Arena

A better look at the whole picture...
lets put my artistic skills into good use =)




And for those who have no idea what an Arena looks like...



Everyone just stood there...
complaining...
cursing the Savvy driver...

" Panggil orang datang tunda la! " shouted the lady in green *refer above pic*
translated - Call people to tow la

" Sudah panggil la, tapi tak datang lagi " replied the security guard..
translated - already call la! but haven't come..

more complains and curses were heard...
until...
someone decided to do something about it..
quit complaining....
more action....
the plan was set into motion...

" Angkat kereta itu la! " points at the Savvy
translated - Lift that car!

Signaling towards me and Dinesh...
we went to the aid of the security guard..
( those of you wondering which guard was it...its the "prosperous" Indian guard )

Everyone cheered...
the girls screamed...
everyone was encouraging...

One....Two...Three...
We lifted the Savvy..
or we thought we did..
only to find out that..
we actually "lifted" the back bumper only...
okay fine...not "lifted"..
more like..
Removed...Destroyed...Break...the back bumper..

" Pecah tak apa la! " yell a guard from afar..
we try lifting again..
damaging the car was the least of our concern..
we just wanted to get the cars moving again..

more horns were sounded...
some miles away...
the situation at the back of the line of cars was unimaginable..
what turned out to be only a blockage of Taylor's University College..
ended up blocking the entire routes around it as well..
the areas outside Sri KL school and TBS were..
BLOCKED!!
STUCK!!
I had more chance fitting my size 10 foot into a size 5 shoe than moving around in this jam...

Our second effort in lifting the Savvy was in vain...
the only accomplishment we got was destroying the whole bumper..
which we eventually place back nicely..
but one lil kick will bring the whole thing down again...

more people started crowding over the scene..
now...
the scene looked like a massive concert where thousand of fans came to see their idols..
we even had our own paparazzi..
( a man actually knelt down in front of the Savvy..took a photo of the number plate )

Minutes past...
Jien Hoong's Myvi horn can be heard from a distance...
loud and distinct..
more buses were sounding their horn form behind...
with all the sounds mixed together in that moment..
anyone recording the melody could definitely win an Award for most Original Sound ever produced...

We gave up lifting the Savvy...
gave up destroying the car even further...

As the guards and us walked back up to the pavement...
we sort out a new plan..
brainstormed...

"Hey ..come help me with this car instead "
this guy ( looks mix - malay mix mat salleh? ) said to me..
pointing to the Proton Arena

So now..it was just me and him...
trying to move the Proton Arena..
I knew two of us wouldn't make that thing budge..
Called over to Dinesh to help as well..
Upon seeing us...
the "prosperous" Indian Taylor's guard aided us..

This time...
the cheers were louder..
the screams were more encouraging...
one...two...three..
we pushed...
pushed..
sweat trickled down our faces...
battle cries were shouted...
4 of us..were trying to move a Proton Arena...
Our muscle tensed..
arms growing weak...

we gave it one last coordinated PUSH!!
and it budge...
the Proton Arena finally gave way..
it moved...
we gather our strength..
and pushed again...
moving the car further away...
and finally...
there was enough room for the bus to pass..
The vicinity of Taylor's college erupted!
Claps and cheers followed...
Standing ovation from every single person in the area...
( well we counted it as a standing ovation even though everyone was already standing =p )
The 'prosperous' guard acknowledged the crowd, saluting them from every angle..

Me and Dinesh...
couldn't be bothered...
we walked back towards Jien Hoong and his Myvi..

the wind blew...

it was exactly like an action movie..
the heroes walked away acting cool..or
"pan" cool..
as if nothing has happened after saving the world..
or in our case..
helping Taylors and walking away...

we walked back to the Myvi...
bearing battle scars..
Dinesh injuring his shoulder...Me injuring my shin
bearing the glory....
it was suppose to be an opportunity to see leng luiS..
but instead...
it turned out to be a defying moment for me and Dinesh..

Jien Hoong played a major role in this...
getting us stuck in the jam...
letting us out of the car..
and his Myvi..



we couldn't care less what Peter said later in the car...

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No part of this production is allowed to be copied or changed in anyway.

In a separate issue...
L3 beat a some science class in futsal...
or as Peter says it..
" Trashed them 11-3 "
or something like that..

~Jian